“Children, line up! When you can repeat these rules you will be issued your weapons (squirt pistols).”
Rule #1: No shooting anyone who doesn’t want to be shot. (Paul, stand up. What’s rule number 1? Paul: “3″)
Rule #2: Don’t shoot anyone in the head. (Paul, what’s rule number 2? Paul: “3″)
Rule #3: Protect your weapon.
Rule #4: Weapons belong in the weapons locker [plastic drawers in the entrance hall].
End first installment of summer training.
2 responses so far ↓
Owen // May 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I love this. I am smiling a huge smile, which is, I think, Rule #5.
Bekah // May 23, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Can you guess Paul’s age? LOL
He still only says “3,” when asked the rules.
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